# Thursday, April 10, 2008

This is the world's most expensive coffee which is made in Indonesia from beans that have been eaten and crapped out by civet cats. I had this when I was in Flores (wild place, man), it was smooth but very silty. Not amazingly nice, if we are honest.

I mention this because the coffee is now available (albeit blended with Jamaican Blue Mountain) in the UK. For a limited time you can get it in the Peter Jones department store coffee shop. If you really want to, of course. But just think how you can scandalise the boring, picky and fussy eaters of this world by offering them a cup of cat shit coffee.

Thursday, April 10, 2008 11:28:14 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |  Trackback
# Monday, January 14, 2008

Lawks, this is 9%, just what I need on a boring afternoon.

Chimay Bleu 2007, 9% abv
A rich, malty nose, bursting with goodness. This doesn't smell that alcoholic, even with its butch strength. It tastes very rich and malty, with good length and a reasonable degree of complexity. Again, it tastes surprisingly dry despite its alcohol-level. I wouldn't say this is a refreshing beer, it is a tad too weighty, but it is a great drink. Their Grande Reserve is also really good; some people suggest it ages really well, but don't listen to those nutters.

Monday, January 14, 2008 1:39:25 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |  Trackback
# Sunday, January 06, 2008

My trip to France has been a tale of woe so far, beyond picking up some Pibarnon 2001 for a knock-down price. Dinner was, perhaps, even more depressing than what approximated for lunch.

We had a recommendation to go to a microbrewery in Lille called Les 3 Brasseurs. Going to a microbrewery is usually an interesting experience, and one can generally expect beer of passable quality. It was piss-quality at Les 3 Brasseurs.

We tried all of their beers. The Blonde, Blanche and Brune all tasted pretty similar, which was bad enough. Worse was they tasted disgusting. They had a strange flavour of that shameful concoction known as 'mixed herbs', and mixed herbs that had been left lying around for too long. There was no life, freshness or style. They were simply dirty with a freaking awful flavour. The only differentiation between them, beyond the colour, was that the Brune had a vague hint of bitterness. The Ambree beer was not so utterly vile, instead it was totally bland and characterless. I'd rather be offended than bored and this was piss boring. I hated all the beers with a passion and found the drinking experience there to be completely depressing.

It did not cheer me up that the food was also total crap, the dried-out tarte-flambees were notably awful. The final nail in the coffin of this dire dive was that the service was hopeless from our complete twat of a waiter. He might have been less mortifyingly awful if he was less drunk.

I cannot recommend highly enough that you avoid Les 3 Brasseurs if you should find yourself in Lille; I bet the Buffalo Grill opposite is less of a misery-inducing dump.

Sunday, January 06, 2008 4:19:32 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |  Trackback
# Friday, January 04, 2008

The coffee machine has been a real hit. I have decided I like the three strongest Nespresso blends best, but I cannot decide between them. The Ristretto and Roma blends include some Robusta beans, but this does not diminish the quality of the coffee they produce. The second strongest, Arpeggio, is Robusta-free, and is also a damned-fine cup of espresso. I can heartily recommend the Nespresso system, and my machine in particular, they make really good coffee in a style which suits the idle.

Friday, January 04, 2008 5:19:54 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |  Trackback
# Saturday, December 22, 2007

I was given my christmas present today, it is a Krups XN5005 Nespresso Cube coffee machine:

coffeemachine

We chose idleness over complexity when it came to the coffee machine; this uses Nespresso capsules rather than having to fart around with a grinder and all of the associated crap. This does mean one is limited as to where one can get coffee from, and what sorts one can get, but I have to say I am all for convenience if the quality is good.

And the coffee? I've tried two flavours so far and they have both been very good. Excellent crema and real depth of flavour. I was impressed.

I love espresso, so many thanks to my wonderful partner Daniel for this thoughtful christmas gift. It will be much used.

Saturday, December 22, 2007 10:47:09 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |  Trackback
# Friday, November 02, 2007

Onlly using the ingredients I have to hand.

Two measures fresh apple juice
One and a half measures of apple vodka
Half a meaure of absinthe

Liquidise with ice to make a lovely appley-aniseed slush.

Friday, November 02, 2007 9:29:03 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |  Trackback
# Wednesday, October 31, 2007

My last Estonian beer, drank half an hour before getting a taxi to the airport. I won't miss them.

A. Le Coq Special 1807 Jubilee Edition, 5.2%
Smells like standard lager, nothing thrilling here. Apart from the fact that it is slightly sweet and a bit chemical, this could be any standard European lager. It is like Grolsch with added sugar. This doesn't make it particularly nice. No, I will not miss Estonian beer.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 8:01:16 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |  Trackback
# Friday, October 26, 2007

I've been in Estonia for the past couple of days. I've tried one local brewery, Saku, and I have to say the beer is foul. It seems to be a pretty generic lager, but it has a nasty chemical taste which is really off-putting. This is especially true of the Saku Dark. It is 6.7% and additional alcohol really carries the most unpleasant flavours very well. I found two glasses of the stuff to be quite nauseating.

I am off to Finland for the weekend where I know there is a decent pub that serves real ale. It'll be nice to have a good drink that doesn't make me want to hurl. Sadly it is then back to Tallinn for two days. I must find a better bar....

Friday, October 26, 2007 10:56:14 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [1]  |  Trackback